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More jokes but instead of words, i'll use pictures now, after all, a pictures sepaks a thousand words, got hit by a bike today folks dont worry though i'm fine

More jokes :p

Yes n i forgot something... to those who wish to help me improve this blog send an email to unknown.fighter@hotmail.com, who will in turn send the message to me so as to make sure i dont get spammed.....

THis joke was sent to me without a title,m hope you like it...
a man knocks on an other mans door at 2am in the morning its pooring down with rain the man in the house wakes up and opens the door the man outside says “can i have a push?” the man indoors says no!im not giving you a push its 2am the man indoors wife asked who was that the man indoors says some dude who wanted a push the wife syas , but would’nt it be realy nice if we broke down and someone gave us a push? the man indoor says well allright then he gets his chloths on and goes outside the man was gone he shouts “where are you?” the man outside shouts “im on the swings”

The chatroom
One day, a costumer entered a computers shop and starts talking with the salesman:
- Hello.
- Hello, do you have anything I can help you with?
- Well, I have a question about chatrooms.
- Please, continue.
- Yesterday, I entered a chatroom, and I saw some impressive stuff!!!
- What do you mean?
- Well, it’s a WAR out there!! You see, I just entered and my screen was full of messages!!
- Well, that’s called spam. It’s when someone sends a message 5 times in a row.
- I see. I saw some LOL’s too. What is it?
- Laughing out load.
- Why are you laughing at me??? I find it quite abusive that you are laughing my face, you know?
- No, I mean, Laughing out Load is…
- Stop that! I’m not liking it! I can call the police right now!
- That’s what LOL means!! L-a-u-g-h-i-n-g o-u-t l-o-a-d!! Do you understand now?
- Ah… OK, yes. Well, and what is a OMG? I saw lots there too.
- Well, OMG stands for Oh my God, wich…
- I don’t like how you talk to me, boy! Just because I’m not familiar with this computer terms, it doesn’t mean you can mock me, OK?
- That’s what it stands for!!!! That’s the meaning!!
- Ah sorry, I didn’t understood right away. That’s some funny stuff. I never though Internet was so complex!
- Well, Internet is big!
- Well, I even saw some WTF! What is that? An insect?
- What the fuck!
- LISTEN TO ME, BOY! I’ll leave this store right away, and I’ll call the police, and I hope you will be jailed! What a terrible person you are!

School hols r here.....

as such i may be able to post more jokes than i have....may.....any ways if you have any ideas on how i can improve this blog email me

cinderblock
A womens first child gos up to her mom and asks, “mom, why did you name me daisy?”
The mom says,”Because when you were born, a daisy petal fell on your head.
The women’s second child asks her,”Mommy, why did you name me rose?”
The mom replied,” because when you were born, a rose petal fell on your head.
The lady’s third child yells incoherently
Then the mom yells back,” SHUT UP CINDERBLOCK

Excuse for not going to school
A mother walks up to her sons room, and wakes him up
SON: ’’But mum! i dont want to go to school today!’‘
MOTHER: ’’Okay then, give me two good reasons why you shouldnt go to school’‘
SON: ’’Well, because Kids hate me, and because teachers hate me!’‘
MOTHER: ’’Not good enough…’‘
SON: ’’Ok, you give me two GOOD reasons why i SHOULD go to school’‘
MOTHER: ’’One, because youre 45 years old, Two, because you are the principal’‘