Today...Yay

Well i kinda have almost no comments left i'd rather make so.....yay its today...dont i dont know why its a yay.....anyway lets get on to the jokes and remember.........something!

It's Dark In Here
A woman takes a lover home during the day while her husband is at work. Her 9-year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them, and hides in the bedroom cupboard. Then the woman’s husband also comes home. She puts her lover in the cupboard, not realising that the little boy is in there already.
The little boy says, ‘Dark in here.’ The man says, ‘Yes, it is.’ Boy – ‘I have a football.’ Man – ‘That’s nice.’ Boy – ‘Want to buy it?’ Man – ‘No, thanks.’ Boy – ‘My dad’s outside.’ Man – ‘OK, how much?’ Boy – ‘£250’
A few weeks later, it happens again that the boy and the lover are in the cupboard together…
Boy – ‘Dark in here.’ Man – ‘Yes, it is.’ Boy – ‘I have football boots.
The lover, remembering the last time, asks the boy, ‘How much?’ Boy – ‘£750’ Man – ‘Sold.’
A few days later, the boys father says to the boy, ‘Grab your boots and football, let’s go outside and have a game. The boy says, ‘I can’t, I sold my ball and boots.’ The father says, ‘What?! How much did you sell them for?’ Boy – ‘£1,000.’
The father says, ‘That’s terrible to overcharge your friends like that. That is far more than those two things cost. I’m going to take you to church and make you confess.’
They go to the church and the father makes the little boy sit in the confession booth and he closes the door.
The boy says, ‘Dark in here.’ The priest says, ‘Don’t start that shit again. You’re in my cupboard now.’


A Priest and a Bussiness Man
A priest & a businessman were playing golf, After playing several holes,the businessman’s game takes a turn 4 the worse. “Damn! I missed!” he swears, as his ball lands in a sand bunker. The priest is understandably shocked & astonishes the businessman, “Do not swear, my son. You will incur God’s Wrath.” The next time the businessman fails, however,he exclaims again,”Damn! I missed!” The priest gets very angry & scolds him severely: “My son, you place yourself in great jeopardy by your words!” But alas,as the businessman’s ball again fails to roll where he wants it to,he yells loudly: “Damn, I missed!” Suddenly a lightning bolt strikes from the clear sky & reduces the priest to a pile of smoldering ash & a booming voice from heaven shouts: “DAMN! I MISSED!”