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Gah have forgotten to post in th last few days, been very busy.... to make it up here are 4 jokes for the day yes 4 ot the regular 2.....meh.... this is gonna be alot of work

Saw tracks, followed tracksThere were three guys who went hunting. The 1st guy comes back with a deer. “how did you catch that?” “Saw tracks, followed tracks, killed a deer.” The 2nd guy comes back with a bear.”how did you catch that?” they asked.p. “Saw tracks, Followed tracks, killed a bear.” The 3rd guy comes back bleeding, bruised, and torn up. “what happened?” they asked. “Saw tracks, followed tracks, Got hit by a train!”



Struggling to LearnA boy in year seven is having great difficulty understanding mathematics in his school. His parents have tried everything they can think of, Private Tutors, interactive programmes, high disipline schools, and nothing seems to help this boy improve his score.

As a last resort his parents send him to a Catholic school hoping to achieve some better results. The boy gets home after his first day his parents ask him,

“How was School?” The boy does not even respond he looks frightened as well. Before his parents can ask him what is wrong he plonks himself down on a chair and pulls out his maths book and starts to work through it. His parents cannot believe it, and hope to god, litteraly, that he brings home an ‘A’ in his test the very next day. They look at the grade… “IT’S AN A!!” yells his mother and runs up to her son’s bedroom. “What is wrong honey? You just got an A you should be happy!” she asks.


The next day the boy gets home, shaking, gives his parents the test and runs to his room.

The boy replies ,still afraid, “Well, when I walked into the school, I saw this man they nailed to a Plus sign, so I knew they weren’t messing around!”



Betting Problem
Ok so once there was a guy who had a serious betting problem so when he went to the docter the docter said “sir it seems…that…you have…3 testicles” so the guy thinks that is realy awsome so he goes to the bar and opens the doors and says “I BET ONE MILLION DOLLOARS THAT ME AND THE BAR TENDER TOGETHER HAVE 5 TESTICLES” so the bar tender pulls him over and says “buddy i sure do hope u got 4 testicles”



Lettuce, Tomato
So there are 2 teenagers and a kid that are going camping

the 2 teenagers deicide to sleep on the top bunk in the cabin, while the kid sleeps on the bottom bunk

the teenagers want 2 have sex but they dont want the kid to know so they make up codes, lettuce for for faster and tomato for harder

After they yell lettuce and tomato a few times, the kid wakes up and says “will u guys stop making sandwiches?your getting mayo all over my face!”


Ok so the last two kinda suck but hey this isnt any easy job yah know