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The bussiness man and the donkey
One day a bussiness man took a vacation to the Grand Canyon.
when he got to the grand cayon he saw a hespanic man renting donkeys to people. He goes up to the man, and ask” how much is it for a donkey”
the man replies” 25$ a day”
“okay” replies the bussiness man” i’ll take the strongest looking donkey that you have, that one over there”
“I dont think you want that one seinor, he no look to good.” replied the man
“what are you talking about, that ones the strongest looking one you got” yelled the business man
“okay senior you can have that one, but i warned you.”
the bussisness man takes the donkey, and goes to tour the grand cayon and all of its mysteries that make it fasanating
later that night the bussies man returns without the donkey, and with a broken arm and a broken leg.
he crawls to the man and yells “that stupid donkey walked right off the cliff!!!!!!!!!!!
the man sadly replies”i told you seinor he didn’t look to good.”


WAlking on water
A priest, a rabbi and a minister decide to go fishing together, so they meet up and row out to a spot the rabbi and the minister have used before.
Not long after they cast the lines the rabbi exclaims that he has left his flask in the boot of the car. He leaps over the side of the boat and walks across the water returning a few minutes later with the flask. The priest is dumfounded but can only put this feat down to the fact that the rabbi must be a very religious and pious person.
As lunchtime approaches, the minister confesses that he has left the sandwiches in the car. So he too jumps over the side of the boat and runs back across the water, returning shortly with his lunch. Again the priest is amazed but can only put it down to the fact that the minister must also be a very religious and pious person.
They settle back into the fishing and they are having reasonable luck. In fact they were doing so well that they start to run low on bait. The priest says no problem, I have plenty in the car, I’ll nip over and get some. He is quite sure that he is just as religious and pious as the rabbi and the minister so he leaps over the side of the boat and promptly disappears underwater. As he surfaces for the third time the minister turns to the rabbi and says “Morris, shouldn’t we tell him where the stepping stones are ?”