Whazzap , meh forgot to post yesterday.... but still, i have a whole catalouge of jokes top pick from since i have some helpers sending me jsome jokes as well.... but you didnt need to know that so........yea..... on to the jokes ("\( '.' )/") a bear lol
heavens gates
so there is this guy whos walkin up to heavens gates. THe angel at the gate says “look bob, you didnt do very many good things in ur life,” bob responds”what are u talkin about? ther was this one time were i saw a bike gang gangbangin a teenage girl. i got so mad i took the spare tire from my car and i hit the leader of the gang on the head!” the man at the gate said”thats very impressive. when did this happen?” bob replied “oh a couple minutes ago.”
Bar Bet
two guys walk in a bar and see a guy wasted, as they order drinks they see him walk up to the two men, he says that for 200 hundred dollars he will jump a building and float back up, the two men agreed, the drunk man jumps off the building and floats back up, the 2 men figured it was a meer trick so they jumped, and died, the drunk man stoled their valuables and rentered the bar, WAITER 1 MORE BEER PLEASE the waiter says superman your an asshole!!!
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